Episode #2645: First Of His What's His Name
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2018
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew share some late-breaking news out of Boston about a radio contest they entered. Plus, Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson has a new alter-ego, and it's....not great. And Andrew breaks the land speed record for fumbled musical references. (But that's okay, he'll edit it all out.)
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| 0:00.0 | My name is Dr. Gail Timlin, president of Diet Supplement Industries and |
| 0:04.1 | corporate it. And people say to me all the time, but Gail, you're not a real |
| 0:07.3 | doctor. And I say to them, oh yeah, well, I graduated with a PhD in religious |
| 0:11.4 | studies at Kent State University. Is that real enough for you? No? Well, how's |
| 0:15.5 | this for real? I lost hundreds of pounds by taking the best dietary product on |
| 0:20.4 | the market. Diet to lots of pan. But can something so good be legal, you ask? Hey, |
| 0:25.6 | you ask a lot of questions. Of course, it's legal. And I should know, I'm not only a |
| 0:30.9 | doctor and president of Diet Supplemental Industries and corporate it. I'm also |
| 0:35.0 | the Junior State Representative of Rhode Island. |
| 0:37.7 | T-B-T-L. |
| 0:43.2 | That's it. The radio. I'll go in the most popular program of the day. I assume that |
| 0:49.1 | still Don McNeill in his breakfast club. Like I asked people, what's in your |
| 0:54.1 | muffin? Huh? About me. What did you ask me? Anybody? Anybody ask me? What's in my |
| 1:01.4 | muffin? I don't know what's in my muffin. If you two dirtbags ever mess with me again, |
| 1:07.1 | I'll take this to the next level. You don't do 22 episodes of celebrity |
| 1:11.1 | outhouse with Lorraine Abobbit without learning a few things. Dude, you are the best. |
| 1:15.2 | You're often dude. You are God's gift of the airway. What have you got to say for |
| 1:21.5 | yourselves? It's hammer time. Let the freak out begin. |
| 1:29.1 | Rudy, get in here. That's going to be a good one. |
| 1:34.5 | Wait did you guys hear that? It's just to be off mic. Hi everybody. Welcome to a |
| 1:40.5 | Tuesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. This is the show that just might be too |
| 1:45.8 | beautiful to live. Why now? What are they doing? And how can you steer clear of it |
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