Welcome to the worst bestsellers where we read about cults and cult TV so you don't have to.

I'm Kate.

And I'm Renata.

And for this episode, we read Dinner for Vampires by Bethany Joy

Lens. And it's just us. It's just us girls. And Doris is sitting in my lap right now. So

before the episode's over, he's probably going to try to walk on the keyboard and make himself known

even ahead of his scheduled time. Yeah, that's very true.

Welcome to Celebrity Memoir, May, where we read Celebrity Memoirs.

Sometimes they're bad, and sometimes they're good.

And this one was riveting.

I feel like we have this tradition now where, like a year we read a memoir by like a woman in

Hollywood or the music industry who or both who we like didn't know that much about but then we

read her book and we're like I would die for her.

Yes, that is true.

Welcome to the club, Bethany Joy Lentz.

You can have a seat right over there with Leah Remini and Jessica Simpson and Elvira.

All the girls are here.

All the girls have been horribly mistreated.

And now you're worst of the sellers canon.

Hello.

So prior to reading this, did you have any familiarity with One Tree Hill?

I knew a little bit about it.

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