Episode #2630: Rollerblade Patreon
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2018
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Rudy have a new grooming technique, and Andrew finds it absolutely disgusting. Plus, a CEO has to apologize after singing a seemingly harmless song from the 1930s.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you? |
| 0:03.0 | I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kb internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. |
| 0:09.0 | Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring Ethernet LAN configuration? |
| 0:18.0 | Can I have some money now? |
| 0:19.0 | TVTL! |
| 0:23.0 | www.this and www.that. Let's www.explain it. |
| 0:30.0 | Well, what are you? |
| 0:32.0 | I'm a chicken lady. Can I get your beer? Would you like to drink out of the toilet? |
| 0:36.0 | A beer. |
| 0:37.0 | Okay, sure. |
| 0:39.0 | Good job. |
| 0:40.0 | Good job. |
| 0:41.0 | Good job. |
| 0:43.0 | Is anyone in this family ever seen a chicken? |
| 0:46.0 | Wow, there's that fine line between, you know, have showing emotion and being a hot dog. |
| 0:50.0 | I just wanted people to like me more. |
| 0:53.0 | And this? This is your mister plan. |
| 0:56.0 | Oh, no, no. Now this is a whole other awesome thing. This is just a goof. |
| 1:01.0 | Later, Tanner. |
| 1:10.0 | Hey Rudy. Ready to do this? |
| 1:13.0 | Alright folks, here it is. Right here. Right now it's a Tuesday afternoon edition of TVTL. |
| 1:19.0 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
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