Now, my whole house is great. I can do anything good. I like my school. I like anything. I like my dad. I like my cousins. I like my aunts. I like my mom. I like my sisters. I like my dad. I like my hair. I like my haircuts. I like my pajamas. I like my stuff. I like my rooms. I like my home.

My whole house is great. I can do anything good. I can do anything good. I can do anything good. I can do anything good.

For the next little while, it's going to be you and me together alone. I want you to lock the door and turn the phone off and really concentrate on what we're going to do.

You will not lie. You will not cry. You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Hey, I gotta roll to my plate, man. I'm learning to use the toilet. I'm learning what shapes all. I spent half an hour laughing at my own feet yesterday.

I have an appointment with the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor. I don't know.

No, I'm kidding. He's just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when it's leg is broken.

What is going on? Is this exercise? Is this for real people do this? This is sexier than the toothbrush.

Oh, man. I can do anything good, kid. It's never not time for that little girl who loves her whole life.

I don't think her little brother or sister likes it in the background, but she's having a whale of a time and that's all that counts.

Here's what counts in your life for the next one to 41 hours. A Wednesday morning edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

The vibes will be the illest and the jam's narragic.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. You know, you gotta eat that microphone.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Purchase Top Alabama Hill, in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

Ooh, you know, I forgot it was a morning edition set trademarked. Am I allowed to call something?

I forgot that we were doing the show before noon, which of course usually means a rooster crow, which my friend Andrew loves, but I forgot.

I forgot to put that together this morning, so I guess congratulations and you're welcome America and Andrew.

My goodness gracious you guys, the pod dog. I say I say was that though.

That little girl you heard at the top of the show and her level of joy just at the world.

I believe that's the interior monologue of the pod dog at all times. Looking at her right now, just as happy and content and wiggly as a live human can be.

On the live animal, I should say, can be on the other hand, there is something about the soul of a cat.

Well, the Bay Kitty, the Bay Kitty decided to spring a little surprise on me this morning, like the swallows returning to Capastrano.

We have now arrived, apparently, at that part of the season here at Burbank Springs, where the Bay Kitty decides to capture and bring indoors small rabbits.

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