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Hey, this is Sergeant Morgan, down at the precinct. We got a report that a guy on a hot dog suit was running a mocks south of cheese and heard you guys might know something about that.

Give us a call back.

Luke, it's Ed, down at Lenny's laser hair repair.

We got your helmet on the rack, my friends. It's not good. Not good.

You got a follicle and pellet jam. It's going to need parts. You better give us a call.

Luke, it's Rudy. Hey, I hope you get this before the show starts. You're the one you don't know. I'm not ready. I'm not ready yet.

So hopefully you get this.

K, thanks, bye.

T-T-B-T-M

Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is?

It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

I just feel like I'm excited and I feel relaxed and I'm ready to party.

You win the best of land. I'm gonna go down to the river. Hey, everybody stand by. Here we go again.

I need your best behavior. You guys ready to do that? Are you guys ready to do this? Say Friday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, the show. That just might be too beautiful to live.

If you can see, the numbers will go to 11.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. I call cakes, big old cookies.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Purchase Top Alabama Hill, in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

It's a Friday. It's day five and the final day of Bumpus' Fest 2018.

Today we say goodbye to our little friend, Daisy May, the Australian sheep dog who's sitting right here staring at me.

I don't know if you guys are familiar with the extremely dumb hyena in the Lion King, but hey, Daisy, look at me. We're taking the show pick.

This dog is, I mean, just imagine that dog in your mind. And you have a picture of Daisy May who's been hanging out with us this week. She is on her way back to her home, the pod dog.

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