Episode #2616: Cat Box Rodeo

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2018

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Andrew wakes up to find himself in a Ramona Quimby/Woody Woodpecker situation. Luke has a heartwarming, inspirational story from the NBA. And we learn that anyone named Petey is by definition ready to party.

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0:00.0	That's what's so kind of a mistake, I'm sure about it, just doesn't make any sense.
0:04.0	Right, it makes sense that you would go gray at your age.
0:08.0	What do you mean my age?
0:10.0	How old are you?
0:11.0	Let's figure it out.
0:12.0	High school, that's like 18.
0:14.0	College, 22.
0:15.0	My music, I stopped playing music, so I met you.
0:18.0	It's 32.
0:19.0	Fred.
0:20.0	What, I'm not 32?
0:22.0	No.
0:23.0	I'm very 32.
0:24.0	You're not.
0:26.0	How old do I look if I just passed by, you're really fast?
0:29.0	44, like about to turn 45?
0:33.0	This is horrifying.
0:35.0	Well, how old does it say you are in your driver's license?
0:37.0	I don't know, there was a number on there, but I scratched it out.
0:40.0	It was like two upsetting.
0:42.0	T-B-T-L!
0:47.0	I value confidentiality and paradoxically I don't care who knows it.
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