I used to be able to name every nut that there was and that used to drive my mother crazy

because she used to say, Harland Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts and the joke was

the cause that we didn't find nut and I think that's what put it in my head at that point.

So I'd go to see, she'd hear me in the other room and she would just start yelling.

I'd say peanut, hazelnut, cashew nut,

macadamia nut, that was the one that was sent home into a go-and-crazy.

She said, you stopped naming nuts and Hubert used to be able to make the sound

that he wasn't talking but he used to go, that sounded like macadamia nut.

I nut, which is a nut that's also the name of the town.

Pistachio nut, red pistachio nut, natural oil, natural white pistachio nut.

What is it about one almond that's just...

Perfect. Nothing.

Oh, man, there's must be killing you!

What, the sound of Nella dripping all over my desk?

It's lamb ding dong, not salmon.

I don't know what you guys are up to and I certainly don't know what butt hurt means.

Anything can be a slam poem if you say it like this.

Let's get fancy.

Crude up!

Get in here!

I was just going to have to go without her, everybody, because it is time for a Wednesday

afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

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