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Go. Go, go. So good. Thank you, Paul. Always appreciate it.

Well, I'd like to start with the news that will make us all feel dumber.

Are you ready?

Elon Musk posted this on X, he said,

once you understand the Cardiff-Kardeshev scale,

it becomes utterly obvious that essentially

all energy generated will be solar.

All right, okay.

So everybody good on that?

I mean, I assume you all understand the Kardashian scale

Wait what you don't oh come on I thought everybody knew the Cardeshev scale. All right, well I looked it up for you just in case you didn't know.

According to Google, the Cardeshev scale, which I still can't pronounce smoothly,

it's a method of measuring a civilization's level of technological advancement

based on the amount of energy is capable of harnessing.

So now it all makes sense.

So it's a scale of the advancement based on the amount of energy.

Okay, now that we understand that, once you understand that,

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