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Oh, that was a little extra good today.

Starting off just right.

Well, have you heard of something called a coffee nap, researchers have found that if you take a nap for

too long you'll get into deep sleep and that's no good.

If you drink coffee when you're exhausted, well that's not

ideal because you really needed a nap. So they say that you can game the system by drinking

your coffee, but before it kicks in, you immediately take a nap.

So apparently if you wake up in 20 minutes, the coffee, the caffeine will have kicked in, you have your nap, boom.

The only thing I find problematic about that is how long does it take you to drink your coffee?

Because it takes me at least 20 minutes to finish my coffee.

And by that it's kicked in.

How the hell am I going to take a nap?

So obviously you have to chug the coffee.

Otherwise the whole thing falls apart.

So chug that coffee, take a nap, you'll feel great.

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