All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

When I tell you that I would be flying blind during this retelling today, that is an understatement.

I have literally no idea

what happened aside from the details about the dog. You guys will understand what I mean shortly.

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at Sea Mountain here in Las Vegas, which was an absolute blast. If you guys are not familiar

with Sea Mountain, you need to get familiar because it's fucking amazing. Yeah, I love that fucking place. The one in Palm Desert, of course, is just, it's just crazy. It's just a fucking party. Start to finish over there. And then the one here in Vegas is so fucking nice. It's elegant. It's just very fucking cool. Yeah, the one here's a lot more relaxing, I'll say.

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