All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

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We hope to see there. Big week. Oh my gosh. I'm still tired. So my sister and my brother were in

town. We were celebrating a 21st birthday. And I have still not recovered because following a 21-year-old

around Vegas apparently is fucking exhausting. Yeah, I'm, I am wiped out still. I have not yet recovered from any of it. And I had a day off from it. Yeah, you did. Half a day, anyway. I went a day longer than you. Yeah, it was, it's a lot, man. I mean, just, yeah, behaving like tourists here is a, is not easy. Not to mention chasing a 21-year-old around. And also kind of working throughout the week. Now, we did take it pretty easy with work. There were multiple days where it was like we would wake up and do a couple things in the morning and then the rest of the day was just fun, which was kind of fun. It was like being on a little staycation in our own city, you know? A little bit, but it was, fuck, man, I am wiped out. I need a vacation from that staycation.

I felt like I was run over by a bus come like Friday afternoon. Yeah, for sure. Once they were gone, I was like, I just need, man, I need a couple of days off. But no such luck. And not with everything we got to happen. We did so much fun stuff, though. Well, we went to Area 15, which is like this giant, I don't know, it's like a multi-use, multi-purpose, big giant.

Yeah. fun stuff though. We went to Area 15, which is like this giant, I don't know, it's like a multi-use, multi-purpose, big giant. It's like an indoor arcade almost, but like has a bunch of different shit in it. I don't know. What's the best way to put in? It's a multi-use building with a lot of different, a lot of variety. It's got bars, restaurants, arcades. Obviously, Omega Mart is in there. Law Spirits, where you go to get your tickets for Lost Spirits, is in there. There is a zip line kind of thing in there. It's just a giant adult play center. Yeah, like an indoor playground for adults. Yeah, it was super fun. So we did that. We went to the Mob Museum. We hung out on Fremont Street. Yes.

Drink a little too much that day. I drank nothing that day because the day before,

I had entirely too much to drink. Yeah. I was not feeling good. Oh, man. It was fun, though.

We got a lot done in four days, so. Yeah. We did it all. I mean, listen, your sister saw everything there was to see in four fucking days for the most part. I loved it. Yeah, it was a lot.

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