Episode #2609: Ashokan Means Hello AND Goodbye!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2018
⏱️ 68 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Andrew tests out his new studio and tells Luke all about his big move over the weekend. Meanwhile, Luke survived the great space-junk storm of 2018 (barely), and Andrew wonders if he's getting grifted on eBay.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Medieval Times. I'll be your serving lunch, Melinda. |
| 0:04.0 | Might I fetch you something from the barkeep? |
| 0:08.0 | Dust, dust, have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate? |
| 0:12.0 | He has been pitched in battle for a fortnight, and has a king's thirst for the frosty brew. |
| 0:17.0 | Dust thou might have for us. |
| 0:20.0 | I'll be right back, my lord. |
| 0:23.0 | Thanks to you, sir, Winch. |
| 0:25.0 | I'm going to make them for you. |
| 0:27.0 | There were no utensils in Medieval Times. |
| 0:29.0 | Hence, there are no utensils at Medieval Times. |
| 0:31.0 | Would you like a refill on that Pepsi? |
| 0:39.0 | What were your first sequence of the day be? |
| 0:41.0 | It's an energy field created by all living things. |
| 0:44.0 | It surrounds us and penetrates us. |
| 0:46.0 | It binds the galaxy together. |
| 0:48.0 | That's not how it works. |
| 0:50.0 | That's not how any of this works. |
| 0:52.0 | Yeah, most people think I'm on drugs because I'm always happy. |
| 0:55.0 | Are you on drugs? |
| 0:56.0 | No, I'm not. |
| 0:57.0 | I'm high life. |
| 0:58.0 | It's an effort. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from TBTL, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of TBTL and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.