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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2606: Tea For The Telemarketer

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2018

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Andrew contacts eBay to see if anything can be done about his broken heart (and broken Walkman.) Meanwhile, an unexpected phone call leads Luke to the FCC. And Andrew's got some loose theories on "gas station salad dressing."

Transcript

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0:00.0

Start it from the bottom. Now we're here started from the bottom. Now the whole team here by a chopper and have a doctor on speed dial

0:08.0

I guess mad city six foot seven foot eight foot bunch young money militia and I am the commissioner

0:15.2

You don't want to start weezy because the F is for finisher. They mad they ain't famous. They mad

0:20.9

They still nameless, but we still hood famous. Yeah, we still hood famous panda panda panda panda panda panda

0:30.0

Yeah

0:34.6

So you mean to tell me that all of those sounds were coming from your body?

0:38.7

Yep, we are legitimate and we're we're turning out mega mega stars and it's it's just show that actually

0:47.0

You see great things happen to these kids and I love it and I think that

0:52.2

It's gonna be around for a while if my consonant sound weird is because I have imbibed liquor

0:57.4

You're in need of a serious attitude adjustment young man. You're gonna get your priority straight

1:04.4

But everyone does that kind of stuff sometimes

1:09.2

It happens like once or twice or three times in every life or twice

1:21.2

Now whatever

1:22.9

Some like that. All right, let's see eye water ready for some serious gulping

1:29.8

We're ready to do this. It's a Wednesday afternoon edition of tbtl the show

1:35.5

That just might be too beautiful to live. Ooh

1:39.0

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. This is a serious message to everybody watching my

1:45.4

update right now

1:47.6

Which comes to you from the Burbank Springs broadcast center perchatop alabama hill

1:52.5

In bellingham, Washington the Bay City. I'll say I'll say what's up, though

1:58.1

I've got my uh got my snacks. I've got my drinks. I've got my microphone. I don't have my pod dog. I think she's uh

2:06.1

Off uh exploring the wilds of alabama hill same with the bay kitty. That's all right, though

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