Episode #2604: The Smote Detector
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2018
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Luke goes to extreme measures to protect the Pod Dog from an annoying smoke detector. He's also convinced that a piece of the Chinese space station is going to land on him. Meanwhile, Andrew's big move is underway, but for some reason, he's fixing up old computers instead of packing boxes.
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| 0:00.0 | Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop. |
| 0:05.0 | If you got a problem, a story, or even a dream, just call up the world's best podcasting |
| 0:09.7 | team, the names are Luke and Andrew, be waiting for your call and if you don't know the number |
| 0:13.9 | just list enough y'all, it's 206-414-TBL 206-414, come on, TBL. |
| 0:26.3 | Okay, T-bone. Time for some serious crunching. |
| 0:33.3 | Are you on the internet? Isn't that for technogigs with spreadsheets? |
| 0:37.3 | I suck without the internet, dude. It's like, I'm too real for it, you know? |
| 0:43.3 | Okay, the sandy bull cats are robots and dry and sell them. |
| 0:50.3 | I know who's gonna buy R2 in this tiny guy. This tiny guy always worries. |
| 0:56.3 | Here's some money. Go see a star war. |
| 0:58.3 | I think the only promotion I'm interested in is promoting you guys to generals in my friendship on me. |
| 1:04.3 | Yes, sir. |
| 1:08.3 | That's how a good player does. |
| 1:11.3 | My goodness. |
| 1:13.3 | You are wet. |
| 1:15.3 | And I thought you smelled bad on the outside. |
| 1:18.3 | I thought they smelled bad on the outside. |
| 1:22.3 | Either way, we've got to do this right now everybody. |
| 1:25.3 | A Monday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:31.3 | Are you sure? |
| 1:32.3 | Okay. |
| 1:33.3 | My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. |
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