A Tanker, Jelser Stina Canteen, Jugger Flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure,

the dope opinion of the day, the thing that makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip and happens now.

Oh my God, so good.

Sublime.

Well, according to the New York Post, can a good cup of coffee turn a bad day around?

Yes, yes it can.

This is the kind of science you need.

There's a poll of 2,000 American coffee drinkers and 31% of them said their entire day can be ruined if their

coffee isn't right. That's why your coffee should always lean right. You know what left

is coffee? Is that what they mean? No, I think they

just mean if it isn't correct, not right. But one person in five claimed that fresh coffee is quote better than sex

Now when I heard that I instantly said to myself fresh coffee is better than sex.

Come on.

Now, in the process of testing

to make sure that that was true or not. I learned something that I want to pass along.

If you're planning to have sex with your coffee, wait about 10 minutes.

Otherwise you will burn your penis. But one in five say coffee is better

than sex so they probably wait 10 minutes that's my guess because if they were

burning themselves they'd say not nearly as good not nearly as good

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