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Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called

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Well, what do you want to talk about?

Anything happening in the news?

Has anybody noticed anything that's worthy of some conversation in the morning on a Monday?

Yeah. Well, if you're the last person to find out, there's been a second, some say fifth, attempt on President

Trump's life at a golf course, his golf course, I think, in Florida.

And the perpetrator, this Ralph guy, R-U-T-H, I guess,

Ralph, he is being described by the terrible people as having an unclear political ideology, the shooter, or the potential shooter, an unclear ideology. Well, you know, I'm no law

enforcement expert and I'm no journalist for Time magazine which is owned by a very well known donor to the

Democrat Party.

But it does seem to me that if you try to shoot somebody, you might have a political opinion

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