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Slop Quest

Episode 260: $5,000 Beagle

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2020

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

This week's episode kicks off with D+O (neither of them write this, hi!, this is Barb, not the baby one, the grown one) with a brief discussion of the crazy fires/firenadoes going on in California right now. Then, the fellas (that's what I call them) talk about something from last show that really RUINED THEIR WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then, it's time to talk some Stevie boy Seagal, and how he made Daniel Cormier lose his fight against Stipe Miocic. Also, they talk about the unbelievable ending to Steve's new movie. Spoiler he's in great shape and has never looked or fought better. Well, maybe at least since back in the day at the Wagon Wheel, where it all started. After that, the hombres move on and start discussing Manute Bol's son, Bol Bol. This leads to wondering how tall the rest of the Bol family is/was. You MUST hear the answers. There were some VERY tall Bol women. Then, it's on to an evergreen topic: Ari Shaffir's time spent as a practice player for a division 1 women's basketball team in college. Danish talks about a real whodunit in his neighborhood with a BIG prize on the line. What's that noise? It's a horse story! Woooo wooo! Then, it's another whodunit! This time, the gang heads to Vegas to figure out who stole a world record winning item. O'Neill takes a shot at the teenagers of 2020 for failing to deliver on a prank. Danish talks about a phone call he recently had with national treasure, Brian Holtzman. After that, there's some talk of bull pizzles, homeless encampments, rivalries, and much much more. Okay. Ciao!

-Barb

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0:00.0

Danish Nuneo

0:07.0

O'Neill.

0:10.0

Yeah, I was dating. Yeah!

0:16.0

I was Danish.

0:18.0

I was so near. I was old near.

0:20.0

So I can tell you how they both be here.

0:25.0

It's a free packer.

0:28.0

It's a free packer.

0:30.0

So it's a fucking good deal.

0:35.0

They call it Danish.

0:39.0

Danish

0:41.0

And it's pneumonia.

0:54.0

Danish. Daniel. Gator Shandoni. Shandoni. Gated Shandon

0:57.0

Nie.

0:58.0

Gator Shandon Neil. Shadow me

1:10.0

Welcome back to the Danish Shenonial podcast.

1:15.0

We made it. It's a scorcher out there, ladies and gentlemen, forest fires everywhere.

1:20.0

Lightning strikes.

1:22.0

What are we get to do?

1:23.0

Fornadoes.

1:24.0

Dude, do you see that fucking Fire NATO?

1:26.0

It's a new, uh, it sounds like a new movie on, uh, what channel does all those?

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