Episode 259: Pool Duty
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 August 2020
⏱️ 112 minutes
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Summary
O'Neill starts this one out by talking about Lou Gomez's latest opponent. He weighs in with some personal insight and what he thinks the outcome will be. Then, John McAfee is up to his old tricks. This time, he pulls an awesome prank in an airport by using an interesting item as a face mask. What a wild card! Danish talks about the passing of the former wrestler (and Big Earl favorite) Kamala. Then, Danish drops a bombshell...the pool, his one place of comfort and eternal happiness in a sometimes cruel world conspired against him (along with Baby Barb)!!!! As if that's not bad enough, a poor Mexican bear (actually, not sure if the bear is Mexican or moved there from somewhere else, just saying) was NOT treated fairly. Then, it turns into a real free-for-all with a grab bag of good times: MMA talk, the PR push for Mike Tyson, Schaub-man discussion and analysis. You know what I'm talking about. We didn't coast to the finish line of the show. We sprinted through that sumbiscuit.
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| 0:00.0 | Danish and O'Neill. |
| 0:07.0 | Yeah, I was Danish |
| 0:15.0 | I was so near |
| 0:20.0 | so I can tell you |
| 0:20.0 | so I can tell you |
| 0:25.3 | how they both feel |
| 0:29.2 | It's a free podcast |
| 0:33.0 | So it's a fucking good deal. |
| 0:37.0 | They call it Danish. |
| 0:40.0 | Danish and colonial. |
| 0:41.0 | Danish and monier. |
| 0:42.0 | Danish and no. Gator Shannon Neil. |
| 0:54.0 | Shannon Neil. |
| 0:57.0 | Dated Shannon Neil. |
| 0:58.0 | Dated Shannon Neil. me Yes, sir, we are pre-recorded and live. |
| 1:19.0 | Yes, welcome everybody to the Danish and well what's been going on a lot of people |
| 1:27.1 | said we wouldn't be back we're back guys you see the big breaking news of the week? |
| 1:34.0 | Lou Gomez, the Puerto Rican plumber, is going to be doing in an |
| 1:38.0 | an MMA fight with Jason Ellis. |
| 1:41.0 | I saw inklings of that a while back that he was trying to stoke the flames. |
| 1:47.6 | Yeah, he I thought he was I saw that as well. I thought though there's no way that Jason Ellis is |
| 1:56.4 | Well one he's a professional athlete he's a slight |
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