Episode 26: Skyfall

Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

Tv & Film:film Reviews, Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.7 • 616 Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2022

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

We did it, boys. For 25.83 episodes the Double Dragons have tried in vain to secure guests. But for this most special 26th episode, we've only gone and fucking secured a guest appearance from Abigail Thorn, star of Philosophy Tube! Skyfall is a movie ripping itself apart at the seams trying to be two wildly divergent things, and boy does it show. Also, for the final half hour the movie becomes Home Alone. Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

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0:00.0	Hello, listeners. This is Abigail. It's really nice to be back on the podcast again. I'm sorry I wasn't on the last one. The reason was I had to have a medical procedure done. I wasn't cheating on you with another podcast or anything, but I was temporarily, like, physically unable to speak. So thank you very much to you for bearing with us for that.
0:21.3	And thank you to Alice and Dev for covering. I'm still quite sort of swollen. My black eyes
0:27.1	have gone down a bit now and I still have quite a few stitches in my face. But I'm getting better
0:33.0	and the operation was a success and I'm pleased to say that I have now become Japanese.
0:38.3	Oh, you must excuse this rather odd mixture of styles, but I refuse to go entirely Japanese.
0:43.3	I have so many drops for this.
0:46.3	I want the operation done tonight.
0:49.3	It's literally...
0:50.3	It's the same guy!
0:52.3	Oh no!
0:53.3	It's the same... Oh, it hurts to's the same guy. Oh, no.
0:56.8	Oh, it hurts to laugh.
0:57.1	Oh, no.
1:05.3	Abby, we're so happy for you that you had the operation done to become a ninja and to become entirely Japanese.
1:07.5	And we're back.
1:08.6	We're back recording.
1:09.9	Absolutely.
1:10.9	Absolutely. And we're back. And we're going to talk about a little movie that I like to call Skyfall.
1:44.0	We're going to call Skyfall. Honestly, before we even say anything, it's worth noting here at the start that Orthodox Bond Twitter will have you know that this is the best Craig Bond film. So let's just hold that in our minds while we discuss this.
1:47.0	Not correct.
1:48.0	The movie that dares to...
1:50.0	The best Bond film.
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