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Kill James Bond!

Episode 26.5: The Tuxedo [TEASER]

Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

Tv & Film:film Reviews, Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.7616 Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Alright this one fucking sucked. This movie is genuinely the most misogynistic movie I have ever seen, and I'm saying that as someone who has JUST watched every Bond movie in order. Jackie Chan wanted to meet stephen spielberg so he agreed to do this movie about a cabbie who becomes a chauffeur to James Bond (Real), then inherits his super powered tuxedo when things get sticky. Next bonus we're gonna watch a better Jackie Chan movie to do him a little less dirty. Find the whole episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/62921700 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello. Well, we're all vaguely honored. You could join us, I suppose.

0:05.0

Dear urine, sorry, I just wanted to replicate the experience of watching the opening of this film.

0:25.2

Oh, that's right. This is the tuxedo. This is, this is, this is the latest episode of,

0:30.9

I am Alice Cordwall, Kelly. I am as ever joined by Abigail Thorne, Devon, and a deer pissing directly into the camera

0:41.2

because we are watching the tuxedo for this bonus episode.

0:47.5

Okay, let's get the shit.

0:48.9

Let's get the shit.

0:49.6

Let's get the shit.

0:51.2

What the fuck?

0:52.9

All right.

0:53.7

Opening shot is a beautiful river, baby.

0:56.3

It's wonderful.

0:57.0

A deer walks into that river.

0:58.5

Mm, fantastic nature.

0:59.9

It raises his tail, pisses.

1:01.6

And I'm like, I see the level that this will be pitched.

1:04.5

We follow that piss down a murky pipe.

1:08.8

The greatest opening title, seeing a murky pipe.

1:11.9

And then just something like quite nice, like how it's made footage of a bottling plant.

1:18.2

Like we learn about how bottled water is bottled for a while.

1:24.4

But there's a guy in this bottling plant who is an undercover agent, an undercover spine.

1:31.6

And so he realizes something and goes to report.

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