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Fuck off. I don't care how if I can tough your muscles are I could cut your bone with those I could cut right

through your bone no you're not syrup your bones aren't muscular you know but the

bones are fucking heard man yeah but that's got that's got crunchers on it. That's bone

crunchers right there. Gentlemen. We're rolling. All right, we're rolling.

All right, let's talk about this little fucking guy.

Ricky, where'd you get this guy?

He's a piranha.

This is the real deal.

He's stuffed.

That's the real piranha fuel is fucking teeth.

Jesus, a thousand thousand those coming at you.

You'd be fucked.

You'd be in hell.

You'd be stripped right to the bone.

Yeah.

Oh, and the first thing they do, you know what they're attracted to urine,

so you know the first thing they're with you know what they're attracted to urine so you know the

first thing they're gonna eat the cock right off you your weener's gone they

would just vaporize your weener it's not even a bone in that.

So if you know you're about to get attacked by a school of piranha, you should piss on the person next to you.

No, you should go underwater and breathe as deeply as you can and just off yourself rather than go through a

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