Episode #2597: Kiki's Korner

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2018

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

TBTL's digital producer, Kristina "Don't Call Me K-Lo" Lopez, joins the show to help us settle on an official TBTL nickname for her. Plus, Andrew and Luke bond over their love of a Seattle party supply store, and they discuss whether having extra room in your home can hurt or help a relationship.

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0:00.0	Ladders, they can be your stairway to heaven or your ticket to hell.
0:06.5	Every year, clueless adults get a pie on ladders while high on beer, wine, and other mind-altering
0:13.8	liquor.
0:14.8	Sure, our society makes light of ladders.
0:18.1	Champion ladder climbers grace our every cereal box.
0:21.7	And ladder themed entertainment keeps our children in stitches.
0:25.8	In real life, these climbing machines can be killing machines.
0:31.5	TVTL!
0:34.5	Hey Julia, can you say TPPL?
0:41.8	Uh, T, B, S, T, L.
0:48.9	I'm doing the work, I'm baby stepping, I'm not a slacker.
0:54.8	Good man, you know your stuff, but you're like a crazy volcano, you have to show me
0:59.2	you can bring it down a notch.
1:00.2	I'll bring it down a thousand notches if I have to!
1:02.8	Okay, we done with the business part, I want to start the clown portion at the meeting.
1:09.5	Gritty, you ready to do this?
1:13.9	Where did she go?
1:14.9	Alright everybody, here we go.
1:17.6	It is time, yes it is, for a Thursday afternoon edition of TVTL show that just might be
1:23.3	too beautiful to live.
1:27.2	My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host, I'm going to fight my pillow, it's what I'm going
1:32.1	to do.
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