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But we're going to take this up to levels that nobody can even understand when they're tiny,

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Ah, the Sunday version.

So, so good.

All right, we're going to talk about some funny science and then some funny new stuff and then some funny politics. But, we're going to talk a little bit in detail about R.F.K. Jr.'s policy plans for fixing our drug and food situation.

He's got a big article in the Wall Street Journal.

I'll summarize that for you because it's really interesting.

But first, there's some science that says that there's a study done. It says that there was a study done that says that women tend to give more money to

attractive men so I assume this means in the business context to which I, well you know what I say, right? You could have saved a little

time and money by just asking Scott. Hey Scott, we were going to spend $100,000 on this study to find out if women

tend to give more money to attractive men.

And I would say, ho, ho, for $10,000, I'll give you an answer.

And they'll say, really?

That would save us $90,000.

And I'd say, I know. I know.

Here's your answer.

Yes, yes yes they will. And if you're wondering if they will do other things for attractive men, yes, yes, they will. Now I'm going to give you a little extra. I know I didn't even promise this.

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