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Real Coffee with Scott Adams

Episode 2590 CWSA 09/07/24

Real Coffee with Scott Adams

Scott Adams

News, News Commentary

4.41.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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0:00.0

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do

0:05.8

do do do do do do to do do to do do do do to do.

0:08.8

Um, pop the bum.

0:10.1

Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

0:17.0

If I sound a little stuffed up today, allergies are attacking me for no good reason. But you're going to have probably

0:26.1

the highlight of your entire life today. But if you'd like to take it up to levels that nobody can

0:31.5

even understand whether they're tiny, shiny human brains.

0:35.2

All you need for that is a copper mugger class, a tanker Charles or Stein, a canteen,

0:39.2

jug or flask of any kind.

0:41.3

Fill it with your favorite liquid, like like coffee and join me now for the

0:44.9

unparalleled pleasure the dopamine the day the thing that makes everything better it's called

0:50.1

the simultaneous sip that happens right about now.

0:54.0

Oh, so good.

1:16.2

Well, yesterday I made an offer on the X platform that for $1 billion, I would be willing to teach somebody's AI how to do humor. I don't care who they're just any big AI one billion dollars. Now you might say yourself, Scott, that seems a little bit high, but wait, if I can't

1:29.8

succeed, no charge. No charge at all. So it's free. But imagine if you were the first AI company that had a funny robot.

1:42.0

Am I right? Funny robot. Do you know what the first thing I would teach the robot? You can't

1:49.3

do humor unless you have a personality. The reason that you couldn't take the act of one

1:55.6

stand-up comedian and just give it to another comedian and have them do it, it

2:00.4

wouldn't be as good. I mean it might be okay, but it wouldn't be as good because people hone their act to their personality

2:08.0

So if you don't know the personality of the

2:13.7

humility, it doesn't hit the same. So you first have to give your robot a personality. If I were going to do that for the purpose of humor, I would just to show my capability here.

2:25.0

I would tell the rumor, I would tell the robot that I had to express some kind of a personality trait

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