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Writers on the storm.

Riders on the storm.

In Jangue...

Riders! riders on the storm Jables. If I get one more fucking text phone call call, email, page, or facts, I'm going to lose all of the shit inside of my body.

I know, I know there's a goddamn hurricane coming here.

All right?

I've got I've got all the necessities.

One.

One.

I've got my trusty handgun, my Remington-RAN typewriter and no. Look, we have enough magnums to last us for forever, so, you know, we'll make love through this storm.

This, here's the thing, we're getting the fuck out of here. I won't be here. You won't be here. We'll be nowhere near this area. So,

God's gonna do what it's gonna do. I said God's plan. I'll be in a luxury cabin in the

mountains. Yeah, you will. I'll be in Dallas mean Dallas Texas so fuck it you can you can

save your your one like one prayer equals one prayer thing like I'm good I'm not

going to be here we appreciate the the concern. We do. But what if we didn't know? But what if we didn't know?

God, could you imagine? Because that's the thing is like whenever a major catastrophe or something like this happens where it's like a hurricane or a tornado.

People treat you like you're a child.

Hey, have you thought of...

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