Episode #2589: How I Met Your Sheriff

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2018

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Luke swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat for a post-Oscars Oscars Preview. Plus, a man is getting close to eating 30,000 Big Macs, but the real drama is playing out in the news coverage of his feat.

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0:00.0	Okay, the computer is tabulating.
0:04.4	Oh, you got category I-9C-3G-6.
0:08.5	I-9C-3G-6.
0:10.5	Is that as good as it sounds?
0:12.8	You have a robust sense of self and are well suited to leadership positions, characteristics,
0:17.7	strength, determination, temesity.
0:20.4	Yes, I suppose that's accurate.
0:22.5	They do call me tenacious raid down at the country club because for the past ten years
0:26.4	I've been suing them for discrimination.
0:28.4	B-B-T-L.
0:29.4	B-B-T-L.
0:30.4	B-B-T-L.
0:31.4	I love your imagination and your imaginary show.
0:40.7	I've got to have that thing on 24-7.
0:43.2	I love the pattern.
0:44.5	We can save any segment.
0:45.5	We've done it in the past, okay?
0:47.0	You know that segment where you did the world's fattest pets, glen lost all the tapes.
0:51.2	We made that work.
0:52.2	You mean when we got those two rabbits and we tied them together to look like a big fat
0:56.6	one?
0:58.6	I see you exhaling, sir.
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