best time you've ever had

but if you'd like to take it up to levels

that nobody can even understand

when they're tiny, shiny human brains,

all you need for that is a cup or mugger glass,

a tanker of Chelsea's time, a canteen jager flask, a tank of Chelsea, a tank of

a shell of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the Dauber

being the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip and it happens now.

Go.

Oh, now if you haven't tried to simultaneous sip it is a replacement for human touch.

It will get your oxytocin going. That's part of the magic because you can feel the connection now. It's not as good as hugging somebody cute but it was better than nothing.

Speaking of better than nothing, wouldn't you like the 2025 Dylver calendar which is now available for sale, made 100% in America for the first time.

You might hear this from you a few more times because, you know,

it's a long time till Christmas if you know what I mean.

But if you want the length, the one and only place you can buy it is go to

Dilbert.com and you'll find the link to it. It's right at the top. It is not

available on Amazon because there was no affordable way to do that and also make it in America.

They take a lot of it turns out.

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