Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called

Coffey of Scott Adams and if you'd like to take your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains all you need is a cup or mugger glass, a tanker shells or a stying a canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine

day of the day, the thing makes everything better, it's called the simultaneous simultaneous sip and it's going to happen now,

damn it. Join me. You know Trump always talks about the liquid gold.

He's talking about oil in the ground, but no, that coffee is the liquid gold.

Everything else is a bad substitute.

Now I'd like to invite my drunk control, Jenny.

Every morning I have a drunk named Jenny who will come in and start shouting in all caps

something about battery technology because that's the most important thing

to shout about every morning. So we'll be waiting for that that should happen any minute.

Jenny where are you? Drunk Jenny, come on. All right, so here's some new things that are happening.

There's a new medical technology that stops bleeding like right away. It's a gel. So I guess

Cressilon is the name of it and it's received FDA clearance. So if you're in a trauma situation and they can't stop the bleeding,

apparently they can just take this gel and just slap it on and it immediately stops the bleeding, which is kind of

impressive. We don't like bleeding, less bleeding. All right here's what else is happening to school?

Okay, this could be the end of human civilization, but until then,

how cool is this?

Apparently there's some kind of a revolutionary quantum compass sort of thing that could replace GPS or at least be a substitute for it.

Meaning that they have somehow miniaturized a device which is so sensitive, if I understand this correct,

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