Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called

coffee with Scott Adams and you've never had a better time but if you'd like to take it up a notch to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need is a copper, a mugger, a tankard, cellist, a stylus, a taintyantecantine,, Jogaflask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid, I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the

dopamine, the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better it's called the simultaneous

sip and today it's coming with a little extra oxytocin.

Go.

Ah. I feel like a wine taster, you know where they do the things like, I believe there's a note of

elderberry, a little bit of chalk, and a little bit of

soil from the west bank of the Ohio River.

But when I do the coffee, it's like,

little dopamine, serotonin, I think there's a little no deoxytocin in there.

Let's. there's a little note of oxytocin in there.

Let's talk about all the things. There's a study, so it must be true.

They're watching five hours a day of TV can increase your risk of dementia by nearly 50%

according to a study reported in the daily mail.

Huh, what do you think I'm going to say about that study?

Backwards Science.

Backwards Science.

Yes, it is entirely possible that watching TV rot your brain. It is slightly more likely

that the people who are not inclined to exercise, not very motivated. Don't do all the things that you do to keep yourself healthy?

Like leave the house and go outdoors and exercise and that sort of thing?

Or do they sit in front of the TV and eat fruit loops?

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