I know we've only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me, it seems like nine weeks and five days.

The first day seemed like a week, and the second day seemed like five days, and the third day seemed like a week again.

And the fourth day seemed like eight days.

But the fifth day, you went to see your mother, and that seemed just like a day.

But then you came back, and later, on the sixth day and the evening when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days.

So in the evening it seemed like two days, spilling over into the next day, and that started seeming like four days.

So at the end of the sixth day, on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days.

And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half.

I haven't written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

Ten years, man! Ten years! Ten years! Ten years! Ten years! Ten years! Ten years! Ten years!

Now, without each other for quite some time in the professional realm, I'd like to push things forward in the friendship realm.

What's the friendship realm?

What you've heard of a realm?

Yeah?

Yes.

Well, this is like a friendship one. A group of people basically getting together, calling each other friends.

I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel happy of myself.

Hey, I've learned a lesson here, but I hope you all have too, about the vitality of shared experience.

We will all remember this moment for the rest of our lives.

It was dramatic, it was visual, it was stupid, it was stupid, but it was also theater.

A theater of the mind right now in a battle of wills.

It's a grim way to start this next edition of the TVTL 10th anniversary show.

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