All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

A jam-pack week of fun, which you know means I got dick down real good, and I'm going to be talking about that very soon. But first, we want to say thank you to cassidy.com for sponsoring this episode of Front Porch Swingers. If you are not familiar with Cassidy, first of all, where have you been? It's an amazing lifestyle site that is fast growing. And I think the thing that I like most about Cassidy is there's a ton of different features on there, a ton of different ways to meet people.

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week. I loved this week. Fun and fucking exhausting. I am still getting my voice back as you can probably hear.

As am I, yes.

I feel like I screamed the entire day on Saturday,

like just talking all day long.

Saturday was, I mean, from the standpoint of events,

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