All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time. I'll just say that.

My hot Cali guy, who we have finally come up with a name for, by the way, came to Las Vegas,

and we spent a wonderful afternoon together. I'm going to be talking all about the dirty details

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There's something about like sun being on my skin that just makes me feel like a dirty slut and I love it. I guess. So I guess that means we need to spend more time out at the pool. Oh, yeah, because I'm not slutty enough. I really need to get more adventurous. Get it up. Yeah, I don't know. I guess it's just, well, look, timing, right?

Everything that's going on,

all the events that are taking place, things that are happening, and people's schedules have opened

up a little bit over the summer, at least my friends' schedules have opened up a little bit.

So I guess that has something to do with it. And here's the other thing. There was a couple of

weeks where you and I were hot and heavy. We were going at it. And here's the other thing. There was a couple of weeks where you and I were hot

and heavy. We were going at it. You and me? You and me. Oh, like multiple times a day. And

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