Darren, be a monkey and be funny for an intro.

Hey, I ain't no performing monkey.

I don't do that shit for you or for no woman.

Right?

Yes, I'm putting you in the same camp because you both want my D. Thank you. Hey!

Hello, hello and welcome to the Midlife Gamer podcast.

Today is Thursday, the 9th of June 2016.

And my name is Darren Baldock.

At the other end of the interweb, we have the gorgeous Mr. Matthew Moore.

It's been so long since I've seen you, my friend. How the devil are you? You're lying. You saw me last night. Well, yeah, okay. I saw video of you, but it's not quite the same. I know exactly how that relates to real-life sex chat rooms in your world. But without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, let's keep back relax and enjoy episode 256

of the Midlife Game of Podcast because it is somewhat overdue.

And apologies are, um, uh, apologies are due, I think, primarily from myself because I've been,

uh, I'll be really, really ill. There was a period last week. I was, I was, I've been I've been really really ill there was a period last

week I was I was fever dreaming I didn't know where it was what day of the week it was I

can't even remember phoning in sick apparently I did good for you well you know so

even my even in my darkest hour i'm following company protocol which is

something to fall back on but i'm all right i'm all right now i'm better i'm better best i get

as an email best i can i hope for as an email i'm pretty sure you've you've left me hanging once

when you've been very very bad back in back in the day um And you just didn't show up physically or virtually.

I was sat there, like a loon, unsure what to do.

Are we talking when we work together?

No, no, when we started recording together.

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