Is that staying in there?

Leave it in, I don't give a shit.

No, I don't fucking know.

Told you, mate, the older you get, the less welcome to the music. Hey!

Hello, hello and welcome to the Midlife Gamer podcast.

Today is Sunday, the 15th of May, 2016.

And my name is Darren Baldock.

Joining me at the other end of the interview is Mr. Matthew Moore, looking bright and sexy and sunny and all the words beginning with S.

How are you, sir?

Super.

Super. That's super duper.

Well, ladies gentlemen, without further ado, let's kick back, relax and enjoy episode 255 of the Midlife Game of Podcast.

So Matthew, it's been an interesting couple of weeks,

certainly from my perspective,

and I'm sure you've got a couple of things that you want to talk to me about.

How's chubby club going?

Oh, Fat Club.

Shit, man.

So I think the last time we recorded, I think I was sporting a one pound drop, wasn't I? You had, yes. And I think I suggested I need to sort of like start paying a bit more attention. So I stopped. I didn't pay attention, but I went back the next week. And I lost another three and a half pound. Awesome. And then I went back this week and I didn't lose any.

It's my first, it's my first neutral.

It's my first true neutral week. It's a flat week. It's a flat week. We all have them, mate. We all have them. Do you know what? I'll take that. Yeah. It's better than the alternative. Yeah, but you've been, you haven't been too well this week either, so I'm hope, well, I'm not hoping, but you'd kind of think that because you've been ill, you'll have lost a little bit of weight. You probably weren't eating, you weren't eating as much. I wasn't, but I also did, I did some comfort eating. Yeah. Oh, I had a lovely pizza. You know that pizza you get the nice one?. It's frozen and it just, it takes about 12 minutes. And it's a bit premium, probably cost you about maybe, I know, six quid. Oh, how much? Six quid for frozen pizza. The only time I'd pay six quid for a pizza if I was getting it from pizza or dominoes. Six quid pizza.

Jesus Christ, what's on it?

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