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Oh, so good. Well, here's an important story for people like me. Did you know that young people or young women are eschewing high heels for clubbing? So I'm not I have to say that it's been a while since I've been to a club.

I say, well, it's the last time I went clubbing.

It was, last time I went clubbing was, oh, never, never. So I've never been clubbing,

but I understand that it was common for women to wear heels.

And apparently now women going out for the evening wear some kind of

sneakers and jeans. And I thought to myself, finally, we finally found something that could help human reproduction.

Have you noticed that every trend in the news is negative. It's like the dating apps are

destroying us and the only fans is bad and the porn is terrible and the AI is

going to take all of our romantic interest away and everything seems to be going the

wrong direction but if women take their heels off suddenly they have access to a whole new range of men, i.e.

men who were not tall enough if they wore heels, but if they don't wear heels, tall enough.

So it's like men just gained three inches in height everywhere in the United States,

young ones, because the young women are not wearing heels.

And the big difference is whether they're... because the young women are not wearing heels.

And the big difference is whether they're taller than the woman.

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