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Real Coffee with Scott Adams

Episode 2554 CWSA 08/02/24

Real Coffee with Scott Adams

Scott Adams

News, News Commentary

4.51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Content:

Politics, Maduro vs Musk, US vs Venezuela, Venezuela Election, US Elections, Anti-Trump Hoax, Anti-Harris Hoax, Deportations Hoax, Paris Accords Hoax, President Trump, Entering Their Illusion Persuasion, NABJ, Identity Politics, Russian Prisoner Swap, VP Kamala Harris, Thomas Crooks Influencers, Chevron Leaves California, Drone vs Helicopter Warfare, Scott Adams

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that all you need is a cup or a mugger or a glass, a tanker jelles, a celles, a canteen,

0:06.4

jug of lasc, a vessel of any kind, fill it with your favorite liquid.

0:09.7

I like coffee.

0:10.9

Enjoy me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine

0:13.7

of the day and the thing makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous

0:17.7

sip and it happens now.

0:39.8

Oh delightful! Oh, delightful. Spectacular. Orgasmic. Well, my favorite story of the year is that there's a woman who just woke up after a five year of coma. Boy, she got some fun ahead.

0:45.0

I've been gone for five years, as anything happened.

0:50.0

Yeah, a few things happen since 2019.

0:54.0

She's got some surprises coming.

0:57.0

Well, let's talk about some of those that happen recently, shall we?

1:01.0

Well, as you know, in our perfectly normal world, the richest man in the world,

1:05.9

Elon Musk, has been challenged to a physical fight by Venezuela's dictator Maduro who allegedly won an election but the

1:16.3

United States says no you didn't it was cheating so it looks like the fight is

1:21.3

on and he's Maduro says I accept the challenge.

1:25.4

Let's give it a try but come here if I beat you I accept the trip to

1:30.1

Mars but you're going with me.

1:34.4

Okay. to Mars, but you're going with me. Okay, apparently there's a bet involved that if Maduro wins,

1:40.3

he gets a trip to Mars. Well, this just keeps getting better and better. But now he's also

1:47.3

claiming that the election irregularities were caused by, can you guess? Who do you think Maduro is blaming for the election

1:57.3

irregularities in Venezuela? Elon Musk, yeah, he's decided that he'll have

2:05.0

he's decided that he'll have hacked the Venezuela.

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