Episode #2547: Derring Don’t

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2018

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Phyllis "Fletch" Fletcher shares her biggest life regret, and it's a doozy. Plus, Nick Jarin joins the show to help Andrew decide what job to take in the pizza-delivery industry. And Luke explains his erstwhile plan to become a fire fighter.

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0:00.0	Okay, everybody up.
0:02.0	Miss Norbury had us write out apologies to people that we'd hurt in our lives.
0:06.0	Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you a gap tooth.
0:10.0	It's not your fault you so gap toothed.
0:12.0	Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble.
0:18.0	And I'm sorry I told everyone about it.
0:21.0	And I'm sorry for repeating it now.
0:24.0	Laura, I don't hate you because you're fat.
0:27.0	You're fat because I hate you.
0:29.0	I just wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school.
0:33.0	I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we'd all eat.
0:38.0	You happy?
0:40.0	Do you even go to this school?
0:42.0	No, I just have a lot of feelings.
0:46.0	Regrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention.
0:58.0	All right, everybody.
1:01.0	Welcome to another edition of the TBTL No Regerts Holiday Special Tacular.
1:08.0	This is episode 2547 in a collector's series, maybe.
1:14.0	I hope so.
1:15.0	I've double-checked this with Mr. Andrew Walsh.
1:17.0	I know last week.
1:19.0	I made some mistakes.
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