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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2543: Convicted In The Court of David Moneymaker

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2017

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Day Four of the TBTL "No Regerts, Holiday Spesh-tacular" commences, with a story of monetary malfeasance, from the poker room to the lunch room of Daniel Bagley Elementary.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Australia is a wonderful island with a treasure trove of unique plants, animals, and people.

0:06.5

That has to be protected.

0:08.5

Australia is free of many pests and diseases that are commonplace around the world.

0:13.0

That is why Australia has to have such strong biosecurity laws.

0:17.5

And Australians are just as unique, both warm and direct.

0:22.0

When you disrespect Australian law, they will tell you firmly.

0:26.5

I'm truly sorry that pistol and boo were not declared.

0:30.0

Protecting Australia is important.

0:33.0

Declare everything when you went to Australia.

0:37.0

Thanks for your regrets.

0:40.5

I've had a few.

0:42.5

We were somewhere near bar stove when the apology began to kick in.

0:48.5

That is the, honestly, that's one of the most unintentionally funny pieces of tape from 2017.

0:56.0

When that happened?

0:57.0

I think it might have been 2016.

0:59.0

Oh my God.

1:00.0

He's clearly, like neither one of them is happy to be there, but you get the sense that Amber heard.

1:05.5

Just like, we got to just get through this.

1:07.5

And he's just like, it's like there's somebody right out of the frame with a gun.

1:12.5

I thought he was insulting them.

1:15.5

I listened to it the first three times.

1:17.5

I thought he was saying both warm and erect.

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