Episode 254 - Zheng Yi Sao, The Pirate Queen of China

Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast

Lions Led By Donkeys

Comedy

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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A sex worker turned pirate queen builds a more powerful navy than the entire navy of China. Support the show! https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys Sources: Murray, Dian H. Pirates of the South China Coast, 1790-1810 https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/ching-shih-chinese-female-pirate

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0:42.1	I'm Joe, and with me today is everybody, again, I have Nate and I have Tom in our virtual studio
0:51.0	that is a bad website. How you doing, fellas? I'm good. I shaved my head this morning and went and
0:57.7	walked for a coffee and felt a breeze on my scalp for the first time since last year.
1:02.7	Did you walk faster now that you're a more aerodynamic? A little bit, a little bit, but it was so
1:07.4	funny because I was getting dressed, and my girlfriend just said, you really look like a neo-nazi
1:12.4	because I'm wearing a Fred Perry shirt, Doc Martin's, and just plain black jeans. She's like,
1:18.0	yeah, you look like you're about to commit a hate crime. He's going to go do a full-on hostage
1:23.9	situation until they bring Szechuan sauce to McDonald's in the UK. It's fully like, I'm just
1:29.1	imagining what's the lamest thing a skinhead could do, and it's like be a Rick and Morty skinhead.
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1:39.6	Everybody knows that rule about rule 34, but this is a different version of rule 34 that if
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1:54.5	just so funny, and there's this dude on TikTok who has been using the AI-generated speech thing
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