Episode 254: The Craziest Walk of O'Neill's Life
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2020
⏱️ 136 minutes
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Summary
This one is power-packed. Due to O'Neill experiencing something SO crazy on a walk after we recorded this episode, we decided to take audio from Beach Cops and insert it at the beginning of this episode to fill you all in on what happened. Does it involved P-22? Listen and find out. After that story, we shift gears and start the program as it was recorded (if that makes sense). Danish asks O'Neill if there are people in his neighborhood still making noise to honor the first responders. O'Neill gives the sad answer of how that faded away into the good night. Then, the gents talk about Mike Perry, a UFC fighter who has gone rogue and is apparently now punching old men (no need for an "allegedly" here...there's video) in restaurants. Connie Mac, eat your heart out! After that, we address a couple of covedians in cars getting coffee. Hint, rhymes with Smighter and the Squid. We go into full sweep the leg mode. Even Seagal would say this is a new level of aggression. Can the show get better? OH YEAH. How, you ask? By discussing people who held a Philly dumpster pool party. Hear what friend of the show Eleanor Kerrigan had to say about this hot button issue. After that, we detail one man's crazy Florida crime spree (crazy even for Florida!). We also talk about the Neftlix's Unsolved Mysteries for a little while. We close this powerhouse out with a little Gwyneth Paltrow discussion. It turns out she's a fan of a boobie puzzle. Who knew?
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody. Hey, don't worry. There is a regular episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast |
| 0:07.0 | right after this little announcement and story. So we recorded this episode for the DNO Thursday night at like 9 o'clock and then a few hours later something really fucking crazy happened to me so and the next day I had |
| 0:27.8 | to do a a beach cops episode so this story is from the latest Beach Coeops episode. Don't worry if you subscribe to the |
| 0:38.6 | Beach Coeops. There's plenty more in that episode. But I didn't want to have to tell this story twice, |
| 0:45.4 | and this was the first time that Andrew and Jeff heard it. |
| 0:49.1 | So grab a seat, take a listen to this little tale and hey also subscribe to Beach cops if you haven't already |
| 0:58.0 | but and then stay tuned after the story because the regular DNO episode is right after it and it's a it's a good and |
| 1:08.9 | okay so what's what's going on O'Neill you You've got something bad to tell us. |
| 1:14.0 | You texted us. What was that? It was 5 a.m. |
| 1:17.0 | couple days ago? |
| 1:18.0 | He has like 5.36. |
| 1:19.0 | It was when I got home. |
| 1:20.0 | Yeah, he noticed the time. |
| 1:22.0 | Yesterday morning. This all went down yesterday morning about 2 a.m. |
| 1:26.0 | Okay. Ah, so you know I like to go on night walks, right? Yes. You're the night walker. Okay so usually I just go out and I wear |
| 1:35.7 | flip-flops. Sometimes I'll smoke some marijuana. But last night, I guess it was like, kind of last night. |
| 1:44.0 | It was yesterday morning. |
| 1:46.0 | It was late. |
| 1:47.0 | Usually I go hiking or walking about like eight, nine, ten, |
| 1:51.6 | you know, or 11, this time was like 1.15 or something when I left. |
| 1:56.4 | Sometimes I go at 3 a.m. |
| 1:57.7 | It just depends. |
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