Episode 253: The O Man of the Valley
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 July 2020
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
Rejoice! Another episode is upon us. This one starts out hot 'n heavy with a dude who calls himself "the O man of the valley". He may be the best thing to happen to the valley since the All Valley Tournament. After we discuss him, we briefly talk about Ghislaine Maxwell being arrested. Danish tells O'Neill about a bigfoot show he saw a brief snippet of. After a long time without one, we finally get sent a story about a pervo teacher. Danish expresses his dismay about what people are doing in his area to celebrate graduations. We also discuss the current state and future of stand up comedy and wonder who would risk seeing Vanilla Ice at a time like this. We wrap it up by talking about a clip we were sent that really took us back: it's of the GREAT Jim Painter doing a stand up set in Arizona. And, that's all, folks!
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| 0:00.0 | Danish, oh Neil, Danish and only you, Danish and only is. |
| 0:19.0 | Your empty hearts, your empty hearts, they will steal, Danish and only. |
| 0:30.0 | If you've been to the minute clinic, but you're still late here, |
| 0:37.0 | Danish and only you |
| 0:40.0 | The baby. Oh, well, well, hello there. |
| 0:47.0 | We're back. |
| 0:52.0 | It's good times. You know what's worse than having only cold water in your apartment? |
| 1:00.0 | Having sewage water? |
| 1:02.0 | No, having only, it's holding hot water. |
| 1:05.0 | Jesus. |
| 1:06.0 | That's what I'm going through right now. |
| 1:08.0 | Why is that? |
| 1:10.0 | I don't know. |
| 1:11.0 | Plummer's coming by to check it out, you know how you you have like a 10-15-second window |
| 1:17.3 | when the water before the water gets like really hot? |
| 1:19.9 | Yeah, that's how that's my window for showering. |
| 1:24.2 | I think there should be an invention where, |
| 1:28.2 | it's something where it like marks |
| 1:31.1 | where you like it on the knob. |
| 1:36.5 | So you know where to, like, |
| 1:38.2 | even like, to this day, I have trouble |
| 1:41.9 | since I've moved in with Cordell, I wasn't there for like four years. |
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