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🗓️ 6 June 2022
⏱️ 95 minutes
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YKS...what a pod. Man, there is no topic these guys won't touch. But would they touch a $50 bill inside the toilet, or a $10 on the seat? Well, they didn't talk about it on the show, so there's no answer in the 90-some minutes of content here. It's outside the bounds of the conversations, really. Actually, it's up to you to decide. Would Mike take the $50? Would JF play it safe with the tenner? Do either of them go to the bathroom after seeing the money? Was it a number one or a number two, anyway? Write that stuff down on a sheet of paper and turn it in with your parent/guardian's signature next week. And whoever gets it right, will get one sticker. Which I have to pay for, out of my own pocket by the way. Think about your answers while you hear the boys talk about indoctrinating children with crypto cartoons, new ways to wipe our asses, and new ways to wipe our teeth. Plus, a product they're already heavily advertising on Tiktok, so you know it's good! Out of the VIP club and into the poop hoop! It's a new YKS!
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.
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0:00.0 | Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters |
0:08.0 | Hope this decent stuff is up to you, man |
0:11.0 | Cause I'll make a decent stick in my body to be the thing that makes my congel go mad |
0:18.0 | I'll still keep drinking that garbage, I'll still keep drinking it up |
0:25.0 | Cause I love it and I need it and this is your kick-starters |
0:33.0 | The podcast |
0:38.0 | Hey, what's up fellas? |
0:40.0 | I'm coming off of a three week sprint at work |
0:45.0 | I haven't had a day off this month and I've worked like 100 hour weeks straight forward |
0:54.0 | And I have coming up on Monday, three weeks off to my dang felt |
1:02.0 | The question is, what should I do? |
1:07.0 | And when you go to the gas station, come and snack through the lake |
1:11.0 | Thanks for the show, bye |
1:13.0 | Hey, everybody, why don't I guess? |
1:15.0 | Mike and JF |
1:17.0 | Hey, hey, hey |
1:20.0 | Three weeks sprint, this guy's feet must be fucking killing him, JF |
1:24.0 | Hello |
1:27.0 | Three weeks sprint, yeah, I think that was my first mile time in high school |
1:31.0 | Seriously, I think it maybe took me, honestly |
1:34.0 | Three fucking weeks |
1:36.0 | Might've taken me three weeks to run one mile, which is actually not even I found out later |
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