Episode 253: One Weird Trick

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2022

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Alright gang I'm gonna level with ya. I am sicker than I can remember being in years. I'm dictating this episode description to Siri from the toilet. And I think it's going pretty well so far. New incognito window. Crazy busty porno where it seems like everyone is enjoying themselves equally. Scan ahead 13 mins. Pause. Switch tabs. And so it's not gonna be the world's longest description, okay? It's just -- switch tabs scan through video back and forth pause, go back, add query "staff picks" -- not. I just ain't feelin' up to looking at such a big computer screen for more than, statistically speaking, 3-5 minutes. But yes on today's show you will hear about Mike passing on the bag, the proliferation of the lizard people, and honestly probably the most Kickstarters we've ever mentioned in one episode of the show. Now if you'll excuse me, I must be going. Close tab. Open new tab. Search will god forgive me. Delete. Search best burgers. Enter.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	JF microdosing magic shrooms are here is here and you can get it delivered right to you
0:07.3	Wait, I want to clarify is it here or are it's here if you're looking to take it to the next gear or
0:13.0	For you is looking to take it to the next gear
0:15.7	Maybe a little bit of rooms can help you get there. It's known to increase energy
0:19.8	boost creativity and self-understanding. It's also being used to treat depression anxiety and ADHD
0:26.2	Is it being used to treat flubs in a pre-roll ad? Do you know if they've been cleared for that kind of
0:31.9	Exciting time is we see many states moves to accept psilocybin. I'm excited to share schedule 35 with everyone
0:38.0	I start up in the psych psychedelic space
0:40.4	It's named at providing quality and easy understand products for those interested in the benefits of microdosing
0:48.4	Now my understanding here is with schedule 35 Mike you you can jump in and correct me if I'm wrong
0:53.0	My understanding here is that you're going to need to be 19 or older in Canada
0:57.0	21 or older in the US and you're going to need to be at least 38 years old if you try to read the copy for
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1:07.2	Be sure to use code YKS to get 15% off of your order. That's code YKS to get 15% off of your order today
1:23.0	I
1:33.6	Still keep drinking that garbage
1:37.0	Still keep drinking it up
1:39.2	Just I love it and I need it and this is your cake starter
1:47.0	The podcast
1:50.0	Hi, Mike and JAS um my name is Amelia. I have a bet with my friends
1:57.9	Kody and Dylan about you guys knowing terminology and I was just wondering I
2:06.0	I think that you guys know what this means
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