Episode 254 | Friends With Benefits

New Rory & MAL

iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

Music, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2024

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Post pandemic NY hits differently. The city is full of dogs. We reminisce over our first gaming systems as kids and how to properly diagnose our friends' learning disabilities (7:32). Rory shares a very specific story about a kid who went to high school with him. We take an early voicemail about boundaries being tested (22:59). This leads to a very personal conversation about half siblings. We take another voicemail about hooking up with an old fling following a divorce (51:15). We learn when the team first smashed a white girl. When does a friend with benefits no longer quality as fwb? We break down the rules and establish our parameters (1:05:43). Our final voicemail is a callback about supporting another YouTube content creator (1:25:08). Speaking of content, go subscribe to Julian & Demaris’s instagram subscription pages. We end up talking about why we can’t come around to filming ourselves. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm not exaggerating on this at all. His name was Pablo. I know this sounds like a awful bit.
0:06.4	He was easily 35 big-ass mustache the most stereotypical
0:10.6	like Mexican-looking guys to think of.
0:13.0	And he was a little person.
0:17.0	And he had been at school for, I don't know, like 10 years at that point.
0:21.0	And he was the horniest little fucker you ever mean your life.
0:24.6	He'd pull his dick out in the hallway at lunch and everyone would just laugh.
0:28.9	Like I guess it was just a different time.
0:30.4	Now that he was a grown man when he did that?
0:32.4	Grown at. was it like a grown
0:33.8	in his 30s for I just want to know if it was like regular thought like if they had
0:36.6	like regular size dicks or if everything was small I guess if we're going
0:39.7	off the proportion of his body he he was packing something that's sick no worry and now Let's call up. Uh,
0:54.0	All I care about is money in the city that I'm from.
0:59.0	I'm sipping till I feel it.
1:01.0	I'm gonna smoke it till it's done.
1:03.0	I don't really give a fuck and my excuses that I'm young
1:07.0	and I'm only getting notice somebody should have told you
1:12.0	I'm on one.
1:14.0	Hey, fuck it, I'm on one.
1:17.0	Hey guys.
1:20.0	Hey guys.
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