Episode 253 | Thanks For Ruining My Childhood Feat. KFC Barstool

New Rory & MAL

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4.8 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2024

⏱️ 119 minutes

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We’re joined today by our dear friend Kevin F*cking Clancy from Barstool Sports. We have a rolling start and get right into conspiracies: we cover the classics and a couple current ones. Then we talk about life before podcasting and how we choose our social handles (19:12). We discuss the anomaly that is Elon Musk (28:12). This leads to a conversation about fan culture, the jersey buying days, and other early 2000s fashion trends (37:14). Well unfortunately we live in a sick world. Nickelodeon turned out to ruin a whole bunch of childhoods. We cover the recent doc and the nasty entertainment industry culture (48:12). We apply Rory’s “shirt in the pool” logic. Sidebar, Harvey W. had a mangled piece that we clown(1:13:40). We send our condolences to Flaco (NY’s favorite owl) Should Amber Rose be paid for being a muse (1:21:36)? And why has Rory been audited three times? It’s time for voicemails (1:37:23). We get into divorce culture and how to handle a break up. Tune in as the team & KFC discuss all of the above + more! Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	We're talking about a very serious subject, but if you need chopsticks to use your dick,
0:03.4	that is very hilarious. Yeah, you should sit out.
0:06.4	No, worry and ma!
0:09.4	Here it goes. Yeah, it's just skin in the calendar.
0:15.0	Yo, a synergy like six feet and royal,
0:18.0	Avon and korin, or jenigella,
0:21.0	somebody's in trouble.
0:22.0	Ah, here it go. Oh, nah, nah, nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip nip. I want to do introduction.
0:33.0	I didn't even want to do introduction. Titanic?
0:34.0	I watched a video about a Titanic theory on the way here that I couldn't wait to talk to you guys about.
0:39.0	Yes.
0:40.0	Wait, there's still theories coming out about...
0:41.0	Do your introduction.
0:42.0	I'm sorry for interrupting.
0:42.8	I wanted to get out the gate cold open.
0:44.2	Listen, man.
0:45.2	We knew what-titic theory that I could not.
0:47.4	Where would that guy, Kevin Clancy
0:49.3	he crashed and sunk the boat?
0:51.8	Okay, no, Titanic the movie. movie okay but also to do with real life.
0:56.0	So I my algorithms are completely fucked up because my brain is fucked up so it matches what's going on
1:01.4	naturally they're reading what's going on in my brain.
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