We see you. We hear you. And we stand with you. Welcome to election profit makers, everybody. It's your guide to winning and losing money on political outcomes and current events. There's no need to sugarcoat it. There's no need to add a bunch of crazy

comedy stuff about it. There's no need for me to play my little goofy keyboard. Let's just get right into it.

Politics is serious business. And money, making money, is one of the most profound obligations that we

have as citizens.

So let's combine politics and money.

This is no laughing matter.

This is election profit makers.

My name is David.

I'm using my real name, not some cutesy nickname, because I'm deadly serious about the practice of making money.

And I'm joined on the line by John.

Now, John's a bit of a goofball, but he can be serious when he wants to be, right, John? Yeah. Okay. How are you, John? How are you doing, buddy?

I am I'm good. I am really, really excited this week because you're coming to North Carolina

in a day or so. I'm going to have a little visit. Yeah, I get to see my buddy.

The leaves are starting to show up on the trees.

The weather has been perfect.

It's March madness.

Joe Biden gave an incredible state of the union.

Some of his polling has rebounded, and Bitcoin has hit 71,000. So,

so life is good. God is in his heaven and all's right with the world, as we say, right? Yes. You're loving it. I can see you have a good,

you have a good glow to your face this week. Yeah.

It's, you don't have your traditional death pallor as you ponder the abyss. Things are looking up for you now. The crocuses are coming, right? Yes. John, let's begin our episode with some

clarifications from previous episodes. At least one listener wrote in and was confused when you were

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