All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

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I'll just say that.

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Cassidy.com. So we have spent entirely too much time in the sun. Even as we were introing this,

I had to erase it three fucking times. I think it's mostly that the sun just has zapped any sort of

brain activity I may have had prior to this. Yeah, we were at a fucking pool party Saturday. We hosted at Sea Mountain yesterday. We spent, we were outside in the sun yesterday from just before noon until a little after 6 p.m. Yes. Like all day in the pool, in the sun. Straight sun. Straight up in the fucking. It was 115 here yesterday. It was crazy, but it was a fucking

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at a nude pool too. Because, I mean, just like every other person on the planet, I have body

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