All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

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It was hot.

It was really quite something.

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I'll just say that.

Just back from Nola and do we have things to talk about.

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So as you guys can tell, hopefully for my voice is not too fucking bad.

We are exhausted. We are beat the fuck up. I feel like I have been run over by a semi-truck.

Most of it worth it, I will say.

It is, it was quite the weekend. It was quite the five days. Actually, we were there a long fucking time. Yeah. First of all, I don't have much of a voice at this point, although it did come back a little bit this morning. Our flight was six hours delayed, so we didn't get home until 3 a.m. as we're recording this. It is right now

like 11 o'clock in the morning. So naturally, as is the norm for me, I get fucked on the flights.

So, yeah, six hours delayed. I'm going to start flying separately from you because I'm convinced

you're the reason it's always fucked up. Bad luck. There's no question. You really should.

So we did not take our own advice, which we will absolutely do next year. We spent five days at this event. We should have spent three. Well, we always tell people when they come to Vegas, we've had people that reach out and are like, we're going to plan a week-long trip there. I'm like, are you out of your fucking mind? If you're going to be staying on the strip, you have three fucking days. We were staying on Bourbon Street. We spent five days there. And today I want to die. Yeah, Saturday, I think the entire day of Saturday probably took two years off my life. There was no question about it. I was an absolute fucking maniac. I should not have done anything that remotely resembled what I did. But I had a great fucking time. For once, you were not the responsible adult. I was not responsible. You left me alone. Everyone left me alone. What were you all thinking? You leave and I'm fucking drinking at the bar and making out with the bartender. Oh, poor Brian. And I'm so sorry that I left you there to make out with a cute bartender.

This poor couple that I had just met who was also at Noddy, New Orleans, who, you know,

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