Someone has mixed an amazing Spider-Man in with the Peter Parker the Spectacular Spider-Man series. This will not stand.

Pardon me, but I wish to tender a serious cash offer for this stack of water damage little Lulu's.

Eh, eh, that is not water. It is diet Mr. Pib. And B, I...

Ooh.

Tell me, how do you feel about 45-year-old virgins who still live with their parents?

Come the sweet tarts out of your beard and you're on.

Don't try to change me, baby.

T-B-T-L!

This stuff is so funny, by the way.

Do the comic come up with this? Cause some of this stuff, like I feel like I could see someone doing their act.

Right? A duck, this friend is a monkey.

Who he can't swim.

That's hilarious. That's like something I would do. I would be like,

Could you imagine yourself being like a duck?

But you don't want to get in the water?

Yeah, that's the way I feel every day when I, when I hop on 48 freeway.

Are you taking my duplication investigation seriously?

Are you disrespecting my duplication investigation?

Isn't there a slank at somewhere you should be feeling with your farts?

How does it feel like?

I'm serious, how does it feel like?

I've only seen one person ever have it as much as you currently do.

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