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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2517: A Blur Of Turtles

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2017

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew dive deep into the sewers to review the 1990 film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Today's episode is part of our annual #PODCRAWL with our friends at Read It And Weep and The Flop House podcasts.

Transcript

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0:00.0

For 15 years now, we have lived here. Before that time, I was a pet of my master Yoshi.

0:12.0

Mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the secret art of ninja.

0:20.0

When we were forced to come to New York,

0:24.0

I found myself wandering the sewers, scavenging for whatever I could find.

0:32.0

And then, one day, I came upon a shattered glass jar and four baby turtles.

0:39.0

That was us! No!

0:41.0

The little ones were crawling into a strange, glowing ooze from a broken canister nearby.

0:51.0

I gathered them up in an old coffee can.

0:54.0

And when I awoke the next morning, I received a shock, but they had doubled in size.

1:01.0

One of them spoke.

1:03.0

Pizza! Pizza!

1:05.0

Radical! Radical! Radical!

1:08.0

And soon, I gave them all names. Leonardo.

1:13.0

My Galangelo. It's me, Danitello, and Rafael.

1:24.0

I'm not dreaming, am I?

1:27.0

TVTL!

1:33.0

Wise man, say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.

1:38.0

I gotta get a new route.

1:40.0

But that was that!

1:42.0

Looked like sort of a big title in a transco.

1:45.0

There is a new enemy, freaks of nature, who interfere with our defense.

1:52.0

You, my eyes, and ears, find them.

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